For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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