i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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