I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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