did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i already hear my dad disowning me
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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