True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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