my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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