what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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