I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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