What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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