You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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