Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Michael Bay diarrhea
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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