the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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