singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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