what day is it and did you see me today?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
