You can't special order awesome
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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