so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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