There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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