I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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