so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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