Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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