I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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