so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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