Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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