White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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