Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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