Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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