I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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