is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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