Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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