You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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