I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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