Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I use my feet as sexual weapons
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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