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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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