please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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