that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
