I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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