he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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