go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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