Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
is that a dick in a sweater?
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