Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just pee around me
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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