i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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