: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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