so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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