It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You ruined the universe
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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