Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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