How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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