yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Oh god it's open bar.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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