pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Do you still have your period?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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