have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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