But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
