lets start a swedish sibling band together
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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