Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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