im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We just shotgunned beers for America
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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