Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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