i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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