his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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