did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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