I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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