But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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