i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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